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  • A limerick:

    toothlessrebel:

    asgardiantelevision:

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    Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

    A dozen, a gross, and a score
    Plus three times the square root of four
    Divided by seven
    Plus five times eleven
    Is nine squared and not a bit more.

    THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

    (via nifeandaccurateprophefies)

  • nubbsgalore:

    baby big cats befriend by a baby macaque. photos by (1,3,5,7) yao jianfeng at the guaipo manchurian tiger park; yianan yu at the hefei wild zoo

    (via 13designershoes)

  • rockerfox999:

    kevinburnsred:

    nicolascagesempai:

    stahl-ebooks:

    heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals

    i cant believe this

    this sounds like it belongs in a legend of zelda game

    image

  • marxvx:

    if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people

    (via hamamael)

  • lokiwtf:

    bencumhiddleswho:

    Me. 100 fucking %.

    that smile of his in the last gif though

    (Source: mrhankey, via itsleviooosah)

  • princeweeniepants:

    shesavulgarwoman:

    Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron

    They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, yet alone a tree! 

    Why does this not have more notes??

    Because we’re scared

    (Source: myunproductiveparadise, via itsleviooosah)

  • childrenmilk:

    a-shattered-dreams-production:

    leenanayleen:

    Wow.

    This is so important yet it has so few notes

    Wow those men are disgusting a special spot in hell for them

    (via itsleviooosah)